I nominate Scott Ritter for President
as an honest and admirable American who
can diplomatically revamp our Foreign Policy,
I also nominate Ralph Nader for Vice-President
to carry a Green,Domestic Policy Portfolio,
because I believe that Americans are obliged
to vote for people we can TRUST, and
these two men are impeccable examples of
the BEST that AMERICANS CAN BE.
So be it resolved, that WE, the People,
petition Congress to convene a
Second Constitutional Convention,
chaired by Jimmy Carter,
our only living Statesman,
to update, revamp, and romanticize
Our Founding Father's Visionary Documents.
Vive la Revolucion!!!