Whereas conflict among those with various religious beliefs has, throughout history and to this day, been a major source of war and ethnic cleansing, and
Whereas the domestic security of the United States is increasingly imperiled by religious conflict, and
Whereas a significant and growing portion of the Gross Domestic Product of the United States is being spent on litigation concerning the religion clause of the First Amendment, and
Whereas the only solution to the foregoing situations is to establish a uniform religion of the United States, with controlled alms spending,
Therefore the following amendment to the Constitution of the United States will be enacted:
Amendment:
The God of the United States is the only god that may be worshipped by residents of the United States and its territorial possessions. Upon passage of this amendment Congress shall establish the Church of GUS (God of the United States), together with its moral tenets, its clerical hierarchy, and the portion of wordly goods of each individual resident that shall be required to be given to the Church of GUS. Congress shall also establish appropriate punishment for those residents found guilty of believing anything contrary to the tenets of the Church of GUS, such punishment including, but not limited to, the death penalty.